I have discovered that babies communicate with Echolocation. FACT. And believe it or not, I have perfected the language of our humpback friends from the sea.
Addy and I have frequent conversations using the language of the whale, and it has allowed us to grow much closer. I may even call myself an advanced practicer of the trade. By no means do I compare to Addy, and Kelly, let's just say she's "staying afloat".
On a funnier note, keep in mind that I did not say expert in the language of the whales. I referred to myself as an "advanced practicer". I say this because I am pretty sure that I used an incorrect phrase with Addy. After bath time she is usually all smiles and happy. She will talk to me and make faces and smile, and I always talk back and make faces back at her, all in whale of course. Anyways, I had laid her on the bed to dry her off and put her diaper and clothes on and she was going to town and just talking away and I was talking right back at her. In my best whale I let out a long "whale phrase" and smiled down at her. She then paused from our sonar communication, gave me a perplexed look, and then proceeded to pee all over me. To top it off, she looked up and smiled. Needless to say, we were back to the bath.
So, you can think what you want, and some may call me crazy, but I feel that I am on to something HUGE. Well, I hear my little whale calling my name, so I am going to go and see what's up. Remember, the key to babies is Echolocation. Just ask one.
Until tomorrow.
Blessings,
-SH
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